Other VMA Comments

A couple thoughts on last night's VMAs:
1. I must be old because Panic at the Ok Fall Out Chemical whatthefuckever all looked exactly alike to me? I kept asking Chow, "Who is that?! And doesn't that guy looks like a gay Jared Leto?"
2. Who the fuck invited Jack White's new band, the Racconteurs, to play every five minutes! Jack, you're pale and make me want to committ murder homocide.
3. Christina, gurl, you can sing. We all know you can sing, but WHY THE FUCK would you pick some fruity ass ballad that belongs in Pippin 2: Another Faggoty Ass Gay Musical to sing at the VMA's.
4. Pink won Best Female Video for "Stupid Girls" over Shakira's "Hips.." and Christina's "Ain't No Other Man..." What?! Did anyone buy this fucking album?! How much airplay did her shitty song/so-so video even get?! And she's such a dyke! Her new hair-cut scared me gayer.
5. What was Andre 3000 wearing? Ralph Lauren for women?
6. J-Lo and her cancer-patient headwrap? Hmmm... gurl, that thing looked fucked- up and you can't read a teleprompter either. Methinks you lurned to read in the Bronx.

Fergie - London Bridge VMA's Preshow

One of the best performances from last night's VMAs was Fergie's Pre-Show "London Bridge" Number.
Girl is giving "tranny-hooker" realness with that scary face of hers, but the track is hot. Gwen's Hollerback Girl may sound similar, but Fergie's flavor comes off as legitmately more hip-hop.