Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Why I love Ann Coulter

So Ann's gotten into a bit of trouble these days by mouthing off and saying the word faggot.

But at least the blonde witch has the guts to say faggot instead of just voting against my rights to marry and using ambiguous language.

The problem with our bi-partisan system is that it creates an atmosphere where politicans have to embrace a wide set of issues- and somewhat agree on the stance decided upon by the party.

It's so black and white- so not in touch with how humanity lives in its various dissentions and needs.

But if we have to play this game, I will say that I hope that Republicans are ashamed of themselves for supporting a lying sack of shit. How many more scandals do we need for the GOP to stop pointing their judgemental fingers at Clinton and his supposed tyranny?

I'm on Fire

Recently, someone criticized me for my juvenille interests. Since I am now a 27 year old man- I guess I'm supposed to wear lots of argyle sweaters, go gallery hopping, and watch indie fimlsat the Angelika theatre. And you know what, I do those things (well except for the argyle- that's played out.)

And in spite of what people think how I should live, I also like to:

-watch America's Next Dancelife in the Laguna Hills
-drink
-make out
-be loud
-nap
-and discuss the merits of favorite shows while drinking and making out loudly which all leads up to napping

I understand the criticism that perhaps I'm not devoting enough of my life to more serious matters like discussing national security and global warming, or that I'm not changing the world by building my own leadership academy for girls. (go Oprah!), but I'm doing things one day at a time.

So fuck off, because as a wise old man with big biceps once said, "I am what I am."