Jake's hot. Jake's buff, and he's not afraid to be seen hanging out with the gays.
He's inherited Johnny Depp's knack for choosing edgy good roles that provide him with genuine hipster appeal.
Mr. Gyllenhaal garnered a cult following with Donnie Darko, followed it up with the critically acclaimed Good Girl, and is now going to take it up the ass from Heath in Brokeback Mountain. And this after playing a marine in Jarhead...
It's all too much for this horny boy to take!
JAKE's THE SHIT! Take a big whiff.
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