Since I'm getting severance I'm in total denial that I'm unemployed. I've been treating it like a staycation- getting things fixed up around the apartment, spending time with my cat, Fattie, and eating like a fat girl eating her feelings.
So I'm headed to Provincetown, Mass. to spend a week my step-son, the high-mantinence pooch. I've already been given detailed instructions on how to continue his training using a clicker. But unbeknowst to his daddy, I'll be training him to steal Dior. Better keep on eye on your shit queens.
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